I Always Wondered If There Was A God….

April 3, 2008

And now I know, there is - and it’s me!

OK, so I ripped that line from The Simpsons Season 6 episode 115 ‘Homer The Great’, but when I opened the Lurpak in the fridge today I wasn’t expecting to see this! It seems I am to join the likes of Zeus, The Ancients and Anubis - only not as their equal or accomplice, but as a compliment to their meat and potato pie. Well, if I am to be made into a creamy part of a main course to be served to the Gods on a plate, it beats getting hit by a bus.

(And shouldn’t Lurpak be advertising something like, oh I don’t know, butter, instead of mash potato?)