Britney Spears, I would love you to read what I’ve written below, however unlikely that may be.
Why did she bother coming to the UK to ‘perform’ on the X Factor last weekend? Seriously, she did not sing one word of her latest tripe offering of a song. Every contestant on the show sings to a very high standard every week, put 100% effort in, and pray and hope for the opportunity for a career in music. Britney got lucky. She was cute and could dance, she was in the right place at the right time. She doesn’t write or even sing her own songs!
She did not mentor any of the contestants – unlike Take That, Will young, even Mariah Carey, the biggest diva on Earth, helped out the contestants with advice, offered encouragement, and actually performed live. Britney swans in at the last moment of the show, prances around in hot-pants for a few minutes, shaking her ass in everyone’s face and somehow thinks everyone loves her.
I know this was last week, the reason I’m writing this article this week is because Paramore performed live recently with their new song, Decode, and completely wiped the floor with Britney’s ‘performance’. With the likes of Britney, the Pussycat Dolls, and all the other big-boobed or long-legged talentless whores in the music today, it’s a relief that there are some skilled people left out there.